Friday Night Deploys


#18 The Self-Isolation Showdown Extravaganza (Part 2)

A follow up episode to how we're surviving self-isolation.


#17 Enter The Interview

This week the DevPlebs talk about: Spilling the tea on Zoom! Attempting to target Gen Z! Moving the podcast to Tik Tok! Not watching porn on your work machine! Drinking and podcasting! The girl at the liquor store who bought almost every White Claw! Reaching 1000 streams! Podbean sending us baked beans for our accomplishments! Jagmeet Singh, leader of the NDP political party in Canada being on Tik Tok! Reinstating gladitorial combat! Whether or not Fortnite is dead! That time Apple put the new U2 album on everyones iTunes! Having absolutely no spine! How writing cover letters is the absolute worst! Keith's month of privacy! The famous Keith pizza story! Telling jokes in interviews that don't land! Phil's terrible impromptu interview! Never hiring anyone taller than you! Chasing clout! Our love for all of our Icelandic fans! The Windows directory structure! DevPlebs x LuluLemon!


#16 The Self-Isolation Showdown Extravaganza (Part 1)

This week the DevPlebs talk about: Making bad decisions in your early 20's! Getting shitty homemade tattoos! Wearing weightlifting gloves to do athletic things! Remote podcasting! Phil becoming a cam girl! The reason why our podcast is art! Phil's trust for Keith! Why we aren't giving tips for working remote! Phil's unorthodox working conditions! Weird snacks! Having a disproportionate amount of waffles in the house! The Pomodoro technique! Dreaming code! Working at home with your partner! The tall stairs in Keith's house! More talk about weightlifting gloves? Keith's pillow-y hands and buttery skin! How this entire episode was just a 30 minute advertisement for Zoom! Keith's wife's intestinal issues! Going partially vegan! How our numbers compare to the Ladybug podcast! The Keswick High School Ultimate Frisbee team! An update on our self-isolation!


#15 Developer Pitfalls Or (How Not To Die Miserably In The Hole You’ve Dug)

This week the DevPlebs talk about: The burden of daylight savings time! Becoming a conspiracy podcast! Death threats! Wimpy web developers! Meeting our quota for talking about web development on the podcast! Our collective bad memories! Keith's lazy dogs! Canadian winter! Phil's Gatsby talk and his average sized deck! The ever-declining quality of this podcast! Only listening to audio in .FLAC format! Dropping spoilers for the movie Saw! The market for erotic podcasts! Using bitwise operators to look smart and write unmaintainable code! Holding yourself accountable! Keith's weird promise of fan fiction at 1000 streams! Bidets and Thai butt guns! Weak and lazy metaphors! Professor Jaret Wright! People trying to sell us services even though we're broke! How to be a better developer!


#14 Be The G.O.A.T. When You’re Remote

This week the DevPlebs talk about: Keith not being as anti-social as he seems! Building up bad karma from being negative! How Mark Zuckerberg would kill his employees! The torture scene from The Social Network! Phil's bizarre lying story! Getting out of homework! Jay Chesterman's large muscles & great skateboarding skills! Phil hiding from his teacher under a table! Teaching your children to have a lack of accountability! Being locked out of the brand Twitter account! Trap country! Train germs! Gym sweat! Washing your hands for the first time! Keith`s Liam Neeson impression! Office mold! Trust issues! Trying really hard to not say something bad about someone! The perils of micro management! Touques (or beanies, depending on where you're from)! Giving unwarranted nutritional advice! Staying hydrated! Our credentials as water doctors! Mouthguard science!


#13 Sorry, Your Friends Make More Money Than You (#KnowYourWorth)

This week the DevPlebs talk about: React portfolios! Matt Hoffman! Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide on Nickelodian! Phil not being able to ride a bike! Deep dish pizzas! Phil betraying the trust of his family! Overeating! Stealing toilet paper from the college! Phil missing the train! Jason Momoa being in Toronto! Hakata Shoryuken Ramen! $3 for a 20 oz pint of Sapporo! Keith's terrible time skiing! Shallow hips! The movie Shallow Hal for some reason? The bullshit of negotiating your salary! Using self-deprecating humour as a defense mechanism! The true meaning behind "The Six"! Barrie Wrestling! Getting paid way too much! Whether or not people like lakes! Reverse osmosis water filtering! Eddie Guerrero (RIP)! Starting an OnlyFans! Keith's alcoholism! Criss Angel Mind Freak! Adorkable misogyny! Salaries n' stuff!


Not So Short Shorts #3 - The Students From Hell (Part 2)

This week the DevPlebs talk about: Our surging popularity! Calendar-uh Phil and Keith! Keith's inherent eroticism! Phil's embarrassing waffle story! Poor bathroom etiquette! Grunting to let people know they've inconvenienced you! Our special Patreon exlusive frequency! Paying people to listen to our podcast! Bomberman! Compare and contrast essays! Mono ultra! Kids who bring briefcases to high school! Secret JavaScript tips that very few people know! Z E N P R O G R A M M I N G! Orphans who like to party! Charades! Adele killing the Skyfall theme! A very obnoxious programmer!


#12 The Incredibly Peculiar World Of Job Titles In Tech

This week the DevPlebs talk about: Our 22 followers on Spotify! Our terrible financial situations! What we would do if we woke up beside a strange, large sack of cash! The Canadian $1000 bill! Drug money! Our awful podcast hosting service! Iceland's government selling the country's DNA! Being taller than 5'8"! Being tech adjacent! Not bothering to compete with technical podcasts! Thousands of people listening to this episode! The time Phil was a Lead E-Commerce Developer! EXTREME PROGRAMMING! The new Star Wars trilogy killing the Jedi job title! Large amounts of cringe! Becoming an alchemist! Phil actually being Star Wars kid! Phil almost throwing a metal pole like a javelin through the skull of a customer! Thomas Hobbes being kind of a dick! Phil becoming a Magento Solutions Architect! A lot (I mean a LOT) of hate for Magento 2!


#11 Maybe It’s Legacy Code, Maybe It’s Just Shit

This week the DevPlebs talk about: Using the podcast to get dates! The weird and mysterious world of fake martial arts! That one time Keith and Phil took a Muay Thai class! Knife fights! Jump Rope For Heart! Keith's grade 8 obesity! The Superbowl! Why Jenga sucks! Fighting people who write bad code! Hooligans! How new code can be just as bad as old code! Phil sabotaging future developers at his old job! The current state of Yahoo! Jamming things into ViewBags! Toothpick and marshmallow bridges! Jake Paul? Udemy's shady business practice! Vanilla Ice signing over the rights to Ice Ice Baby to Suge Knight after being held by his ankles over a hotel balcony! Lot lizards! Scott Stapp not being worth $500! Chris Hansen opening up our YouTube channel!


Not So Short Shorts #2 - The Students From Hell (Part 1)

This week the DevPlebs talk about: Keith starting the podcast! Jason Statham! Our laziness with topic ideas! Alcoholic Rockstar energy drinks! Rich Piana (R.I.P.)! Stealing our ideas from the Ladybug Podcast! Becoming a fitness podcast! Matthew Perry in 17 Again! Not Louis CK! Chest puffers! Being stuck sitting beside huge weirdos! Our future wedding episode! A terrible presentation on cyber bullying! The worst take on Bomberman of all time! Making multiple Facebook accounts to argue with yourself! Doing an assignment on Germany about Poland instead! Trash talking our peers!